It's been quite a while since I've had an installment of According to LoLo. As many of you know, my husband's first language is Spanish and sometimes he mixes up common English phrases and sometimes, he just makes up his own. Here are a couple of gems that have come out of LoLo's mouth lately.
After I came home from Chicago, Bronx was all about giving me lots of love. After a while, he went over to LoLo but LoLo hates that I'm Bronx's first choice. This hatred led to LoLo screaming this: "I'm not the second plate on your table, man!!" Apparently, LoLo doesn't like playing second fiddle. Or being the second plate on anyone's table.
A few weeks ago, LoLo and I woke up on a Saturday morning and were just laying in bed being lazy. While we were laying there, he said, "Erin, I love you more than life loves itself!" I hope life loves itself a lot. I think this is his interpretation of what I always say to him "I love you more than life itself!".
Saturday night LoLo told me I needed to do the dishes before he got home from work Sunday afternoon. Anyone who knows me knows I am the worst procrastinator ever. LoLo knows this all too well and his advice was "Better soon than sorry!!" So true, LoLo, so true...
And his last phrase that is actually my favorite is what LoLo says when he steals someone's seat. "You move, you snooze!" What this means, I do not know, but it always makes me laugh.
One of my favorite things about LoLo is his sense of humor. I'm trying to convince him to do another vlog with me. Let's hope he says yes! His words of wisdom should be shared with the world!